dumbest questions from people with no common sense

i know all you guys have had this problem.
what are some stupid questions youve been asked,and some stories too if youd like to share

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Permalink Reply by Exodia Tuskade on October 28, 2011 at 9:50pm

I was asked if I impaled them with my spikes would it actually gore them... Yes yes it would.

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Permalink Reply by Steve Williams on November 3, 2011 at 4:09am

Do you always wear a wig.

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Permalink Reply by Christopher Scum on November 4, 2011 at 12:07am

When I had a Red hawk (actually more of an ugly orange) but I was riding a Bus and this guy a few seats back kept trying to get my attention. Hey Punk rawker, hey Punk rawker. When I turned around and acknowledge him he was this over weight, scragly bearded, long hair on sides and back yet entirely bald in front and on top.

He says O.K., I just wanted to get a better look at you cause I fucked a Rooster and I was afraid you WAS my son.I've heard the joke before and it's I fucked a Chicken, Roosters are mail. A few people laughed but most were appalled by him. I ask him, how did you manage to screw a Rooster? Roosters are male. The had to add Do you prefer males in humans and other animals or just your feathered companions.People then were laughing at him, which he "didn't take Kindly to!" he started threatening me with an ass-whuppin and then started cussing other people. I was around 18 at the time and at 15 I achieved my1st degree Black belt in Tae Kwon Do and won a Bronze medal in the National Jr Olympics.I wanted to go to the Pan Am games and was eligible but not not financially. Would that help me now over 15 yrs. later, probably not cause I haven't kept in practice. But then, I would have kicked that poor guys scull in. I constantly trained with 5 lb weights on my ankles to make me faster, able to kick high easier, and honestly, to know I could kick just as fast with my combat boots on which I had a straight pair of the Canvas and leather Jump boots. Now I wear Biker Boots is at all. Mostly I've reverted back to me converse. I messed my ankle up stage handing several yrs back and boots sorta hurt. My Bike Boots dont hurt bad and I can fit protection right down in it.

But just thought that was a pretty funny story that was worth repeating.

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Permalink Reply by Chloe Riley on November 8, 2011 at 10:39pm

"Did that piercing hurt?" No fucking shit you twat, let me stab a needle through your face and see if it hurts.

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Permalink Reply by weasel on December 22, 2011 at 3:55pm

i know once some one asked me "doesn't it hurt to look like that" i said to him "only you" then i wacked him one

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Permalink Reply by Mouse on December 23, 2011 at 2:04pm

what's it look like when it's not spiked?.....er hair!

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Permalink Reply by Emmmallee on February 27, 2012 at 7:38pm

most creative reply ever.

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Permalink Reply by Emmmallee on February 27, 2012 at 7:37pm

someone asked me if the ring in my nose (not stud or anything) was a fake or magnetic one. i thought it was pretty stupid thing to ask, but it made me laugh. and my mama asks me all the time why i cant just be normal..

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Permalink Reply by 22i8y2i2kzg6l on March 2, 2012 at 12:39pm

"Have you written your will yet? I want your hair when you do!"

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Permalink Reply by insane denial on April 2, 2012 at 12:52pm

i work in a bar so i'm always getting asked the usual mohawk questions is it real? how do you get it to stand up? do you really like? why do you make yourself look like that? but the best was when someone asked if i could feel my lip ring...... er lump of metal through my lip what do you think?!?!.

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Permalink Reply by Sirius XAim on April 2, 2012 at 5:01pm

"Is it Hard to do ??" (Actually get this one on tons of topics)

" What did you do to your hair" (Well I shaved the sides, and let them mong in the middle.....)

And the most funny one "Mom, Can I get an haitcut like this guy ??"

-"NO"

- "Why ?"

- (Low but still high) "It's a haircut for drug fiends"....

Actually This wasn't targeted to me, as I didn't had a mohawk by the time a heard this one. But there were a guy with an awesome 10cm long black fanhawk near me in the subway....

(Also, the only drugs I use are Cigars and sometimes a nice lil Wiskey or Ice cold Vodka...)

It's fun. Got a mohawk since about a week and already get those silly questions... My Dad, who haven't seen me with a mohawk yet, fears I could look too much like a Neo Nazi or a Hard core Punk...