dumbest questions from people with no common sense
i know all you guys have had this problem.
what are some stupid questions youve been asked,and some stories too if youd like to share
what are some stupid questions youve been asked,and some stories too if youd like to share
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Permalink Reply by Miikey™ on
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I was sitting at home run inn pizza the other day correcting a paper for a friend of mine when some kid starting talking about how long my head was because of my mohawk... he asks my friends "how can you hang with a guy that looks like that?" I said "your mother and I get along best, maybe you should ask her..." he got so pissed and tried to start a fight until security kicked him out... gotta love that...
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Permalink Reply by Adam, Mohawked LMT on
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That has to be the best reply I have ever heard! But it sounds like he was looking to start a fight anyway.
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Permalink Reply by André Rhode on
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My psicology teacher asked this really dumb question:
"How is that hair?"
How is that hair? It's my cat's fur...honestly... lol
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What does that even mean? And why would your teacher even say something like that? If anything you would think your teacher would be intersted.
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Permalink Reply by ┌x┐ • •┌x┐Pots Pots Pots on
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Oh. Last night this retarded fat bitch talking about a new dance ONLY for people with mohawks. (serpentining)
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Permalink Reply by Brett on
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umm at school everyone ask me what i put in it and can they touch it ..i dont really care if they touch it as long as thats all they do not like grab it and bend it down to my ear....and as far as what i put in it some of there assumptions are soo freakin random like random products that dont seem remotly close to hair products...so eventually i just started telling them horse jizz or just say ya i put that random shit that ive never heard of and sounds like some sort of wierd sexual lube or something in my hair ...
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Permalink Reply by pissy prissy on
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its so sannoying when people say
omg, you cut your hair?!?!?!
its like no... my hair just hapened to fall off while i was sleeping ..
and also...
why did you do it?
do you think its attractive?
are you insane?!?!
but whats worse than their questions is when they actually actually talk shit! im not racist or anything but i heard this one black girl talking to this other girl about it. and she said it looked funny and made me look gross... blah blah blah and evry time she walked by me she made these faces and kinda laughed so one day i went upto her and told her i heard evrything and i told her that i would rather be bald than to have her nappy-ass hair. it was hilarious!
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Permalink Reply by sandman on
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when i got mine done, it was the "wow you cut your hair dude?!?!"
and "what does it look like down?(they found out in 3 days)
a lot of people asked the "can i touch it" i let a few teachers so they wouldn't automatically think im at terrible guy.
had like 4 or 5 phys-ed teachers ask me"are you serious?" and "are you kidding me?"
a lot of "how do u get it up""how long does it take""isn't it annyoing to put up every morning""what do you use""do you get help?"
whenever its down i people ask why its not spiked, i just say "work" and they all try and say "oh that sucks, u should make the hat(they know i work at McDonald's) have holes in it so u can wear both the hat and the hawk!" to be honest it was a giggle the first time, the 100 times after that it got annyoing quickly. also was asked by like 5 teachers today why it wasn't spiked, i told them its supposed to rain all week, i wasn't gonna waste the product.
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Permalink Reply by zero on
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Yeah, I don't know what the deal with "Are you serious?" is. Do they think it's a wig? Are they convinced you're going to go "Bah! And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling dudes!" and pull off some type of Scooby-Doo mask to reveal that you're actually a kid with "normal" hair?
I usually answer, "No, just kidding."
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Permalink Reply by Hex on
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i get 'can i touch it' a lot...i figure why not. if i saw someone with hair out of the norm, i'd probably want to touch it, too....it's the people that DON'T ask if they can touch it that i get snappy at. i get asked why i did it often....i dont' really have much of a response other than i wanted to. and i get asked, by people that know me, 'what about your job???' i tell them that down it's not really very obvious.
what i HATE are the stupid ghetto bunnies around here that won't come up and talk to me but will stand off in the corner with there damn cell phone cameras aimed at me. the next time it happens i'm taking some bitches cricket pay as you go phone and her weave.
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Permalink Reply by Amy on
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i get a lot of the usual "can i touch your hair?" and "can i take a picture?" but my favorite has to be my one professor. every class he tells me he likes the spikes (if my hawk is up) or he likes the new color (its been pink for about 2 weeks now). then he proceeded to ask if i could put up his hair (which is rediculously ex-hippie long) lol. my photo teacher once asked if ive ever attacked anyone with it... cause yeah, i put my head down and charge like a bull at people with the hopes of slicing them in half :D
i generally don't mind the stupid questions though. i ask stupid questions about things that i find interesting so why can't everyone else? it really only bothers me when people ask me when i am going to grow it out or tell me that i looked better before.
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