ok so some old lady with a pink poodle walked up to my bud, looked at his mohawk and asked "Does it hurt?"
he said "does yours?"
she said "No"
and he goes "theres your answer then"
"excuse me can i take a picture of your hair?"
"ha, no"
"o please, i have kids just like that"
"then take a picture of their hair"
"o, no they dont have their hair like that, but they'd be into that kinda thing"
"so basically they'd like to stop and stare or look of pictures of someone else doing it but dont have the balls to do it themselves?.. tell your emo kids to go die"
people ask me wat i use so i tell them hair spray but they insist to argue with me and tell me i use gell glue watever i tell them and they get all anal and act retarded people should jus take take the answer.
best ones iv had are " is that your real hair?" and "how much gel does that take?.......... you use what?.......glue?....how do you get that out then?"
but dont ya just love it when really little kids see you in the street and say "daddy look at his hair"