chick: thats hott!!!!!!!!!!! *grabs my head*
me: bitch get the fuck off me!*throws hands off my head*
circumstance- i was sick as hell and going to lunch, therefor hungry
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some kids mom: can my son have his picture with you
son:*stares intently at me*
me: do i look like a damn mascot from an amusement park???
circumstance- after like 20 pics [with fucks that i probably would get to know and hate] i was a bit heated.
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man guys idk. even though the comments and actions that are brutal and annoying i get from people, i still feel like an ass no matter what response i give.
any opinions/funny stories?