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Forum Game - Ruined Wish

Figured I'd try starting up a forum game.

"Ruined Wish" is a light-hearted game about granting the post above's you wish... but not exactly the way they intended it...

Example:
Post 1: I wish I wasn't thirsty.
Post 2: Granted, but now there's so much water in your system, you drowned.  :(
I wish I had a puppy.
Post 3: Granted, but the puppy is sick and paying the mass amounts of vet bills has rendered you homeless.
I wish I had a sandwich.

Etc... etc...  Haha, just figured this might be fun.  I'll start us off.



I wish my hands weren't cold.

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Permalink Reply by 6loomyb3ats on January 1, 2011 at 4:35pm

Granted, but soon you turn into a squirrel and start to hide the hazelnuts out in the trees!

 

I wish gravity inverted, so that the mohawk stands without that lot of work.

Permalink Reply by Scarlett Fever on May 16, 2011 at 12:56pm

granted, but now you float off into space.

 

I wish could go on a road trip today

Permalink Reply by Piiskasielu on May 16, 2011 at 3:15pm

Granted, but you run out of gas after a few miles.

 

I wish I had pink cotton candy

Permalink Reply by Nemean Lion on May 16, 2011 at 9:50pm
Granted,But the pink cotton candy is pink insulation


I wish I had a pegasus
Permalink Reply by xsaffasdfads on May 17, 2011 at 9:50am

granted, but pegasus wings werent functional

 

i wish i had a wallet with infinite money

Permalink Reply by Scarlett Fever on May 17, 2011 at 11:48am

granted, but some bitch orders a hit on you to get all your money.

 

I wish I had my own gas station

 

Permalink Reply by Nemean Lion on May 17, 2011 at 3:57pm
Granted ,but it catches fire, explodes and takes out a city block


I wish I had super strength
Permalink Reply by Scarlett Fever on May 17, 2011 at 10:37pm

granted, but now you can't touch anything without crushing it

 

I wish I could read minds

 

Permalink Reply by Piiskasielu on May 18, 2011 at 7:15am

Granted, but now you hear all the thoughts of the people around you and it drives you mad

 

I wish I had a dragon

Permalink Reply by xsaffasdfads on May 18, 2011 at 8:31am
granted, but its guarding you like its princess, and you cant get any penis.

i wish id know everything
Permalink Reply by Nemean Lion on May 18, 2011 at 8:46am
Granted,But you also know when your going to die and its inevitable



I wish could I change into a ninja robot
Permalink Reply by Piiskasielu on May 23, 2011 at 4:50am

granted but while sneaking around killing people it starts to rain and *ZAPP* short circuit appears and you malfunction.

 

I wish I'd know how to fly a spaceship

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