So what is is the worst and the most hilarious comment/remark you've gotten about your hawk??
Seems lately every time I come on the forum it's the same few discussions so I thought I'd add something new.
What was the worst comment/remark/action from an asshole you've ever gotten and the most hilarious. For me the worst was some idiot that just yelled "EMO....um....FAG!". It just pissed me off because he couldn't come up with anything better and he said um for fuck sake.
The most hilarious was a few teenagerish kids talking and they were pointing and looking directly at me. I over heard one say "Look at that" (another one) "yea so?" (first one) "What a dyke(and Im a guy). Check out the landing strip."
I just cracked up laughing out loud. I walked up and said" You made my day(still rolling)" and walked off. He looked like he shit his self. I guess he wasn't expecting that out of me. Haha
What are yours?
What was the worst comment/remark/action from an asshole you've ever gotten and the most hilarious. For me the worst was some idiot that just yelled "EMO....um....FAG!". It just pissed me off because he couldn't come up with anything better and he said um for fuck sake.
The most hilarious was a few teenagerish kids talking and they were pointing and looking directly at me. I over heard one say "Look at that" (another one) "yea so?" (first one) "What a dyke(and Im a guy). Check out the landing strip."
I just cracked up laughing out loud. I walked up and said" You made my day(still rolling)" and walked off. He looked like he shit his self. I guess he wasn't expecting that out of me. Haha
What are yours?
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Permalink Reply by Ezekielpoop on
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foreign people.
sheesh.
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Permalink Reply by Rios on
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I work in a night club and this random hot girl walked up to me and asked if i wanted to go home with her. Funny thing is it was not for sex. This is what she said. "Will you put your mohawk in my ass?" i didnt know how to respond and im still baffled about that.
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Permalink Reply by Amps on
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haha, both my best and worst were at the same concert xD
my friends took me to a blink 182 concert over the summer, and my hawk was probably around 6 inches at the time
when we got in the door, i had to take a few spikes offa my jacket, but after i walked in i was talking with my friends and two clearly drunk frat guys came over, beers in hand, and started asking if having a mohawk got me chicks... and so i started to mess with them, and i was like "yeah all the time man, chicks flock to these things". they asked me if i wear it up if it would get me laid any faster, and if i wear it up when i "put it in". so unexpectedly one of the girls that i was with starts acting like she's my girlfriend and says "of course he wears it up when he puts it in, how else do you think he'd get laid so much?" they were apparantly really awestruck by the comments and took them really seriously, because afterword they turned to random people standing around and asked them if my mohawk was awesome, and started shouting "SICK MOHAWK, SICK MOHAWK" really loud. after they left i was on the ground laughing xDD funny thing, i'm actually gay, but i'm the kind of guy where you wouldn't be able to tell unless i told you
after the show was over i was standing around with my friends again, when someone shouted "mohawks suck you asshole" so i just shouted "yeah go fuck yourself, you suck too" and they just responded with "yeah your mom's fat cock" .___. didn't even know how to respond to that one
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Permalink Reply by So What on
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When the the dude said "Your mom's fat cock" you should've said "fucked bigger dudes than your mom in jail" or something like that. Hahaha. That would've shut his ass up!
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The fuckin guy wouldn't have done anything. The vast majority of people are pussies when it comes to actual confrontation.
And if the dude hit you, you press charges on his bitch ass! Then he'll get locked up and when he drops the soap some big motherfucker named Tank will make him his bitch. Problem solved. hahaha
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Permalink Reply by DanaStay Fresh on
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people automatically assume Im Lesbian, and this old lady thought I was peacock, she was like hey peacock girl come here. haha funny stuff right there
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Permalink Reply by Kayla on
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Worst:
I was at a concert when some dumb guy said "Hey, I like your faux hawk!!"
Me: It's not a faux hawk, dumbass.
Him: *trying to look cool cause he's at a concert but it's obvious he was just there so he could tell all his friends he was there*
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Well, I suppose besides that I haven't really had any "bad" comments. People have said rude things but I don't really give it a second thought ever.
At school last year some dumbasses used to say random weird things like "HEY!! Are you a rock star??"
...that's supposed to be an insult? haha.
And some people would touch my hair which I thought was just kind of weird.
& a bunch of other random things I might add later :P
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Permalink Reply by ┌x┐ • •┌x┐Pots Pots Pots on
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I always thought it was funny when people would just stand next to me and just start naming random punk bands. This one guy at 7 11 was all "Black Flag, Rancid, GBH......." and not much else
Some fag was walking his baby in a stroller and his kid was astonished and he said (in his best angry voice at a 10 month old) " Yeah! His hair! Whatta bout it!"
This one asshole I would buy weed from " oh, you look like one of my chickens" . and another time "people are gonna think your a punk rocker, back then, they used to do that you know".
I had a friend that worked at subway and I wrote SUBWAY on the side of my head and FUCK on the other side. His coworker said "How do you sleep?''
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Permalink Reply by bendy on
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lol probs the funniest was when some guy was talking to his lil girl and pointed at me n sed
"look that girls got hair" and i sed
"yes, yes i do"
i chuckled for a very long time:P
xxx
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Permalink Reply by Ana Esmeralda on
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you look like a dude, a girly dude but a still like a guy.but hot.
you wanna hang out sometime?
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