funneyst sexual expierience

ive had some pretty funny thing n heard some pretty funny sex stories i was wondering if anyone wud like to share theres my best one is
when we were doin some very bendy positions he fell off is the only way to explain it and hit his head
he hit it so hard he passed out
i then noticed there was blood comin out of his ear and so called the abulance and he gt taken to hsptl completly naked
he was fine btw slight concusion and a bruized ego
he never even gt to finish

ive also broken about 12 beds in my life time most embaressing my friends mothers bed
i still dnt no what they sed happened lol
xxx

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Permalink Reply by NeonLightning on June 3, 2009 at 2:37pm

awesome
i can't really think of any to top that
but my fave was when i had my bunk bed and my friend nile and his now wife kryss where up there and she was giving him head
my sister walked into the room without knocking and kryss got embarassed and started laughing so when i finally stood up from my bed(i knew what was going on) all i see is kryss looking down at nile's dick laughing like mad)

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Permalink Reply by Segadoway on June 4, 2009 at 4:25am

Well one time i ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE BED! THE WHOLE BED! is that bad?

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Permalink Reply by Jessinta on June 4, 2009 at 6:50am

heh yeah.
im one of those that dont.
confuzzled.

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Permalink Reply by Segadoway on June 5, 2009 at 2:21am

THE WHOLE THING!

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Permalink Reply by lou on June 14, 2009 at 9:39pm

Lawlz

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Permalink Reply by Brett Weidmann on December 4, 2009 at 4:15pm

Is that a spin off of the "urinal cake" sign?

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Permalink Reply by spook on June 4, 2009 at 11:21pm

yup I was getting some lip service from one of my g/f's and my p/a and her braces kind of got caught , I thought I was going to have to go to the hospital with my g/f's head stuck in my lap :) after about 30 minutes of agony we managed to free ourselves , last time that ever happend with the jewelry in I can tell you , then there was this time we were fumbling around in the dark for the ky jelly for a little lube job and ended up getting the deep heat instead , ouch thank got I smelt it right away and avoided some serious burns .