What did Stephanie Meyer Do wrong?

Ok, for starters, She broke Vampire taboo, which you can't do as a new writer. MAYBE stephen king coulda TRIED to do it, but he woulda been blammed for it.
1)Vampires can't go into sunlight without catching fire/exploding/turning to dust
2)Vampires can't fuck. No heartbeat= no blood to get a stiffy
3)If they did get their limp ol' weiner in there, they couldn't get anyone preggers. No blood to keep sperm warm, therefore he's sterile as a fucking anvil.
4)The sun NEVER shines in Forks (the name of the town it takes place in)??? That isn't even an excuse! Vampires immediately become unconscious at the break of dawn.

Feel free to add more!

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Permalink Reply by Toxic☣ on May 31, 2009 at 2:45am

Okay! lmao, I was ready to start serious murdering some people there.

Permalink Reply by Khaos on June 1, 2009 at 1:37am

Yeah, sorry about the confusion! haha

it's all sorts of backwards.
I had to work the midnight release of this movie.
I wanted to kill everyone.

Guess why I had to work it! Go on, guess! haha

Permalink Reply by gaby on June 3, 2009 at 12:25am

why?

Permalink Reply by Toxic☣ on June 3, 2009 at 12:34am

Cause CLEARLY someone hates you.

That or everyone else already said fuck that shit and you got the short straw ):

Permalink Reply by Khaos on June 3, 2009 at 2:18am

No..
but out of the entire staff, they know I wouldn't steal the DVD (I had to put everything together for the release) because I hated it so much and had nothing to gain.

Torture.

Permalink Reply by Toxic☣ on June 3, 2009 at 10:02am

Oh wow ): I hope they payed you extra. -Hugs- you poor tormented soul.

Permalink Reply by Khaos on June 4, 2009 at 2:01pm

Lol... everyone bailed at midnight, and I had to stay extra to recover.

I definitely became everyone's favorite after that, haha

Permalink Reply by Alexis on May 30, 2009 at 9:13pm