dumbest questions from people with no common sense

i know all you guys have had this problem.
what are some stupid questions youve been asked,and some stories too if youd like to share

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Permalink Reply by VenomousRose on April 7, 2009 at 3:00am

LOL, thanks. I'm fluent in sarcasm.

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Permalink Reply by James on April 2, 2009 at 9:08pm

"do you need to see a barber?"
"what happened to your hair? just pretend to like it at least"
douchebags..
my favorite dick comment "you look like you have a bad case of chemo"
thanks asshole!

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Permalink Reply by Tabby Marie on March 10, 2011 at 2:03am

yeah, cause cancer is funny or something. ugh!

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Permalink Reply by Protagonist on April 4, 2009 at 1:29pm

haha thats great ^.^

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Permalink Reply by kocii on April 4, 2009 at 10:16pm

Today some woman asked me "Is that your real hair?" Once again I said that I sticked a dead squirrel on my head!

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Permalink Reply by Bad Trash Benji on April 5, 2009 at 2:01am

"Is that your real hair?

this one probably pisses me off the most."

Agreed.

As bad tho is:
-So whats real punk?
-How long you been an anarchist?

And a statement: You're sooo punk, man!

You gotta expect it tho, its a loud hair style and the world is full of ignorant(which in itself isn't the problem) and idiotic(this is the problem) people.

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Permalink Reply by Jonny on April 5, 2009 at 5:17pm

is that your real hair, how do you do that, how do u sleep at night, is that a wig, is it true you use crazy glue to do that, how many hours do you spend with that, can i take a picture with you, are you famous, can i touch it (they do it anyway), does it hurt when i pull it, did u loose a bet, (lil kids)are you a monster, are you adopted, do your parents hate you, (when ppl meet me with my hair down) how did you grow a mohawk so fast, do you use gorilla snot gel (its a crappy hair gel thats really heavy but gets really hard, sux 4 long hair)

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Permalink Reply by ZachAttack on April 5, 2009 at 5:29pm

i get all of the bullshit like...

- Can I touch your hair? Unless you are a hot girl, then the answer is no, fag.
- I'm thinking on doing my hair like that. Where do you go to get it cut? I go to my house to get it cut, and no you can't come over. You do, and therefore you will die.
- You should color it a different color. Well, if my mom would let me, I would in a heartbeat. I hate that shes the boss. SOMETIMES.
- What do you use to make it stick up? Why do you want to know? Hairspray?
- Are you gay? No you fucking faggot,I'm not gay, I have a happy girlfriend and I am angry most of the time. So no, I'm not gay.
- Do you get into trouble for having that in school? No, and even if I would, do I give a fuck? No. Would I cut it off? No. Would I leave it up and drive them mad? ~~Yes.~~ HELL YEAH!
- How long does it take to spike it in the morning? Longer than it takes you to screw your mom in the morning. (JK!)
- Why do you have your hair like that? Because you don't have your hair like this. That's why!
- How do you sleep at night? I close my eyes and fall asleep.
- No, how do you sleep with your hair? Like the rest of the humans on the earth do. I sleep. Duh ?!?!?
- Are you gay? No you fucking faggot. Quit asking me.
- Are you sure? YES, I'M FUCKING SURE. QUIT ASKING ME !!!!!! *punch*

EVERYBODY in my school asks me all of these questions daily, and I sometimes give these responces and sometimes i don't. it depends on my mood.