Morris' star wars themed movie quote list

Since I answered the majority of Adams quotes in one post, I thought I should make it up to him and the other star wars fans.
But rather than quote star wars movies, I've got movies that reference Episode 4, 5 or 6.
(A couple are from TV shows, but they had an individual DVD release and I made an exception for them)

~~(1)"I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings."~~ Venom - Clerks

(2) "Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son."

~~(3) "Great kid! Don't get penisy"~~ Andrew - Family Guy - Blue Harvest

(4) "I am the keeper of a greater power, a power known throughout the universe as the..."
"...the Force?"
"No, the Schwartz!" Amy - Spaceballs

(5) "This guy's methodical, exacting, and worst of all, patient."
"He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!"

~~(6) "There's only one 'Return' okay and it ain't 'of the king' it's 'of the Jedi'"~~ Adam the Ika Wrestler - Clerks 2

~~(7) "What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?"~~ Cwal - Robot Chicken - Star Wars

(8) "When this is over, we have to pay Jabba the Hutt here a visit."
"I'll bring the chainsaw."
"I'll bring the beer."

(9) "What, like, you a big fan of the Fett?"
"No. I was always more of a Star Wars guy." Venom - Die Hard 4.0 (aka Live Free or Die Hard)

(10) "Who are you?"
"Silence Earthling! My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!" HerBDerb - Back To The Future

Bonus:
What is the name of the club Indiana Jones escapes from in Temple of Doom?

Replies to This Discussion

Permalink Reply by Venom on February 12, 2009 at 9:47pm

Dude, i didn't even read your post on the other one! Shit, now I feel like an idiot for ansering the rest, 2nd epic fail 4 me!

9 is from the new "Live Free Die Hard" crap they put in theaters

And I know 1! I remember the whole convo, but i just CANT remember where its from! I even remember the sound of his voice! I AM fucking pathetic.... Is it from Clerks? Dout it, but might as well guess....

Permalink Reply by morris on February 12, 2009 at 9:54pm