Morris' star wars themed movie quote list

Since I answered the majority of Adams quotes in one post, I thought I should make it up to him and the other star wars fans.
But rather than quote star wars movies, I've got movies that reference Episode 4, 5 or 6.
(A couple are from TV shows, but they had an individual DVD release and I made an exception for them)

~~(1)"I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings."~~ Venom - Clerks

(2) "Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son."

~~(3) "Great kid! Don't get penisy"~~ Andrew - Family Guy - Blue Harvest

(4) "I am the keeper of a greater power, a power known throughout the universe as the..."
"...the Force?"
"No, the Schwartz!" Amy - Spaceballs

(5) "This guy's methodical, exacting, and worst of all, patient."
"He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!"

~~(6) "There's only one 'Return' okay and it ain't 'of the king' it's 'of the Jedi'"~~ Adam the Ika Wrestler - Clerks 2

~~(7) "What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?"~~ Cwal - Robot Chicken - Star Wars

(8) "When this is over, we have to pay Jabba the Hutt here a visit."
"I'll bring the chainsaw."
"I'll bring the beer."

(9) "What, like, you a big fan of the Fett?"
"No. I was always more of a Star Wars guy." Venom - Die Hard 4.0 (aka Live Free or Die Hard)

(10) "Who are you?"
"Silence Earthling! My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!" HerBDerb - Back To The Future

Bonus:
What is the name of the club Indiana Jones escapes from in Temple of Doom?

Replies to This Discussion

Permalink Reply by Amy on February 12, 2009 at 12:49am

4- space balls

Permalink Reply by morris on February 12, 2009 at 12:56am

Amy got Spaceballs first, but 3 is correct.

Permalink Reply by Amy on February 12, 2009 at 1:11am

^.^ im just awesome like that

Permalink Reply by morris on February 12, 2009 at 1:14am

There were many quotes I could have used for Spaceballs, but I decided on the more obvious one because you can see the star wars reference.

The one I wanted to use was "I bet she gives good helmet", but the link to star wars isn't that clear (even though the entire movie is a parody)

Permalink Reply by Amy on February 12, 2009 at 1:41am

true. we probably would have still gotten it though lol

Permalink Reply by Herb ☭ on February 12, 2009 at 12:54am

10. Back To The Future!

Permalink Reply by Cwal on February 12, 2009 at 1:34am

7) Robot Chicken

Permalink Reply by Bedlam on February 12, 2009 at 11:52am

what, no Deathstar Canteen?

Permalink Reply by morris on February 12, 2009 at 8:26pm

These were the first 10 I thought of.

Permalink Reply by Adam, Mohawked LMT on February 12, 2009 at 8:18pm

6 is Clerks 2 oh and great idea by the way.

Permalink Reply by morris on February 12, 2009 at 8:30pm

The whole Star Wars vs Lord of the Rings part was one of my favourite parts of the movie (also my favourite part of Evening with Kevin Smith 2: Evening Harder).

Permalink Reply by Adam, Mohawked LMT on February 12, 2009 at 8:37pm

Yeah he came up to Alaska and he did that whole LOTR bit on stage. Its hilarious when he does it.